Cally is a bit protective of her clothes after I accidentally shrunk one pair of $50 pants. Since these are her work clothes, she needs to look her best and I don’t blame her.

So, the best way to freak her out is to tell her I’ve set the washer on the “Rend” cycle and the dryer on the “Incinerate” cycle. Of course, ours don’t have that, but I never thought that the word “Regular” could do so much damage!